Charmingly Misanthropic

Warning - May contain any or all of the following:
Sarcasm
Drunkenness
Puns
Sexual Innuendo
Music
Random Musings
Politics
Please do not be alarmed.
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nextyearsgirl:

The absence of women in history is man made.

(via waterlostinthesea)

whatwhiteswillneverknow:

FBI Uniform Crime Report Hate Crime Statistics, 2011

(via thisiseverydayracism)

anogoodrabblerouser:

The odds of being attacked by a shark in the US are 1 in 11,500,000, but no one gets mad at people who want to avoid the ocean.

The odds of a woman being sexually assaulted in her lifetime are 1 in 6, but if she doesn’t feel safe around strange men she’s a stereotyping bitch.

Strange old world we live in.

(via thebicker)

humansofnewyork:

"She made me take ballet."

mirahxox:

carlyisaround:

ryanjamesyezak:

This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!

"Why would I need your hair? Mine is GORGEOUS! I mean it’s white, slicked straight up, & buzzed on the sides."

Dear NBC, it was worth every penny.

ohhhhhmyyyyyyyygodddddddd
this is too fantastic for words.

(via waterlostinthesea)

If you ever question whether racism is still an issue just read the comments section on an article about anything that ever happens in Baltimore. I swear its like people just cruise the local news outlet spewing ignorant bullshit. 

whatwhiteswillneverknow:

Father left child in the car for 8 hours. He forgot that his kid was there. No arrest was made.

Compare that to homeless Black mother doing the same thing for a much SHORTER time

(via thisiseverydayracism)