Charmingly Misanthropic

Warning - May contain any or all of the following:
Sarcasm
Drunkenness
Puns
Sexual Innuendo
Music
Random Musings
Politics
Please do not be alarmed.

I just needed to reblog this for reasons. 

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ecvampgirl:

The way he says “the face” is a perfect example of why I love a) the show, b) his character, and c) Martin Freeman. 

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fancypatchestkv replied to your post: Husband is downstairs

You lucky lady. And I assume his ginger beard is still intact, yes? Because, if so… double lucky.

Oh yeah. I told him about a month ago: He’s allowed, obviously, to do whatever he wants with his beard because it’s his beard, BUT, that if he happened to ask me, I would tell him he was allowed to trim it, but not shave it. 

I think that sent a pretty thorough message. 

Oh god I can hear I Killed Sally’s Lover from the basement. 

This is me and husband from a coupla weekends ago:

What it is I’m doing is irrelevant. Okay I got an easter egg thrown to me by a float operator at the kinetic sculpture race and it had a dragonfly sticker in it OKAY. 

snarkymcgeesnarks replied to your photo: Happy birthday TO ME.

WHO IS THIS JOW KWON?

I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT

he is:

  1. Vacuuming in preparation of allergic to cat type people sleeping in the basement MATT
  2. playing the Live 3 dvd at an unreasonable (ie, extremely perfect) volume

Try to tell me my husband isn’t made of perfect and red hair. Try it. I dare you.

Happy birthday TO ME.

yummygummysweaterpuppies:

talkstostrangers:

arms.

crying right now!

This is obviously an early birthday present. 

Thank you, universe. 

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Oppressors always expect the oppressed to extend to them the understanding so lacking in themselves.
Audre Lorde, ‘Sexism: An American Disease in Blackface’, in Sister/Outsider, p. 63.  (via feministquotes)

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thedailybeard:

thinking of letting beard catch up to mustache…thoughts?
-bangarangblog

I think that’s a good idea. 

martinguitar:

Portland, OR’s Blind Pilot performing “We Are The Tide” on the Late Show with David Letterman with their trusty Martin.

hyperdelirium:

scumbag brain.

#10 totally made me snarf wine.

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Friday, May 18th, The Black Keys, Merriweather Post Pavillion, Columbia, MD

Tuesday, May 30th, City and Colour, Rams Head Live, Baltimore, MD

Thursday, June 28th, The Head and the Heart, 9:30club, Washington DC

Saturday, July 21st, XPoNential Festival, Camden, NJ, FEATURING The Avett Brothers

Friday, June 20th- Sunday, June 23rd, Firefly Festival, Dover, DE, FEATURING Jack White, The Killers, The Black Keys, with The Head and the Heart, Cake, The Flaming Lips, Blind Pilot, Walk The Moon, Fitz and the Tantrums, Silversun Pickups, etc. 

Sunday, July 29th, Joshua Radin w/ Tristan Prettyman, Rams Head Onstage, Annapolis, MD

Sunday, September 23rd, The Avett Brothers, Pier Six Pavilion, Baltimore, MD

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oliphillips:

Sound Wave

by Jean Shin

But worth it, for Seth side, 8th row. 

Bam. 

Confidence is a reduction of your own interest in whether others are thinking about you and if so, what they’re thinking. Put another way, to be more confident you need to give a whole lot less of a shit about what other people think of you.
Augusten Burroughs, This Is Help