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Vanilla greek yogurt layered with some raspberries and some homemade granola (yes I made granola and it’s awesome) is a really freaking delicious way to start your day.
Cannot properly describe my reaction to this, except to say that I knew it’d been posted for me before I saw the tags.
BECAUSE MY FRIENDS LOVE ME.
Also, “this bit, right here, is the best part of a man.” TRUE.
and I got all tied up in eMOEtions (see what I did there? No? whatever) and forgot the rest of the story.
So Bean. Bean is made of awesome and evil. Equal parts. He was also a stray in the backyard (don’t get me started on that story) and we used to have a mobile vet who came to the house, so until yesterday, he’d never ever left the house, not since he was like 10 weeks old. He’s almost two.
In keeping with the fact that he’d never left the house, we only own one cat carrier. I’d talked to some friends about borrowing cat carriers from them, but nothing really panned out, so I told Husband to go to the petstore in town and get one of those cardboard carrier deals.
Below the cut is the series of emails I got from Husband w/r/t the cardboard cat carrier. Click through, it’s funny.
